Blogmas: Day Three!

Morning! The day hasn't even begun and I'm not feeling very festive at all, I'm extremely aggravated at the whole entire world - I might scream.

One of my uni submissions is today and I'm worried it's just utter balls, I'll probably post the links on here eventually. My television isn't working, yup not the end of the world there's more important things going on but hellLLOOOO I LOVE TV!? It's my number one comfort thing, even when I'm not paying any attention I have to have the TV on just to feel less…alone? I don't know, I've just always been the same. I love wasting electricity.

There's still a hundred and one things to do before the 12th December and I don't know how to write essays they are just super balls, I feel sick and need to just hibernate BUT I CAN'T.

I desperately want to go Christmas shopping, or write Christmas cards, anything that'll make me feel all warm and happy because right now I feel stressed and cold hearted like I could burn your soul with my icey heart - that was SO deep.

Anyway, I woke up to yet another amazin' joke. It's almost as funny as my life.

This was a very annoying post and I hope you have a very lovely day, I also hope mine dramatically improves.

See you tomorrow. 

x 

Blogmas: Day Two!

Hiiiiyaaa!

It's day two of Blogmas, I opened my advent calendar to a very corny joke and I have to endure 22 more of these, lord help. As you can see, I was less than impressed and I do appreciate a good joke in my life but you know…

Then I was like "oh, a boot" nope, it was a train okay but whatever it tasted delicious. 

I didn't sleep until like 3am last night, my flat mate Sanna fell asleep on my bed for almost four hours so I was almost forced to start planning one of my essays - she should fall asleep on my bed more often, it's great motivation to do work as I simply cannot sleep.

I was watching Phillip Schofield do his 24 hour Text Santa marathon on ITV 3, I love the Schofe what an absolute legend, he's one of my 'heroes' I have to say. I love television, I want to work in television and he is like the king of TV haha. It was really cool to watch, he kept it real as per and you can donate if you'd like here! I'm not going to lie it actually made me feel super Christmassy, it was nice!

I'm now going to go on a walk, treat myself for having such a productive morning of cleaning and uploading work etc. Then I'm going to get on with my essay - woo.

I don't know where I'm going with this whole blogmas thing, I need to find some really cute festive stuff online to write about, that's a plan!

15 Festive Favourites: IT'S (ALMOST) CHRISTMAAAAS.

Hiiiiii! It's kinda, almost Christmas so I wanted to get into the spirit and after watching Tom Fletcher from McFly's v festive video I thought I'd join in (but not on video, I'm not at that level) here we go!

1. Festive food
Pigs in blankets rule so hard and so do parsnips, one year I think my mum forgot to put the parsnips on and I honestly thought Christmas was ruined. Not really, I could never be mad on Christmas even in such a parsnip disaster.

2. Reindeer 
Rudolph is the man.

3. Day of Christmas 
8, 8 mades a milking, weird but free milk in my eyes. NOT LITERALLY IN MY EYES BUT… YOU KNOW.

4. Christmas song
Last Christmas by Wham! When G Michael falls over in the snow in the videos thats when you know Christmas has truly arrived.

5. Christmas present 
I really love all the prezzies me and my brother get in our sacks every year, it's like the best part but he's moved out now so I shall be doing that all alone this year and I'm quite sad about this tradition ending.

6. Christmas film
The Grinch or Elf, I actually really love Christmas with the Kranks and the Santa Clause movies… I LOVE THEM ALL BYE.

7. Christmas cracker toy
A pen, not a toy, but essential.

8. Christmas cracker joke 
None, they all suck sorry bye.

9. Decoration 
We have a really sweet Disney wreath that we've put up every year and I love it.

10. Candle scent 
Cinnamon and apple IS Christmas.

11. Christmas advert 
Coca cola! My dad without fail every year says "funny, saw the coke advert… swear it's meant to be on after Christmas" and I have no idea why he says it but the first time he was dead serious, he's a special one.

12. Festive tradition 
Not a general one but a personal one, it's the way we open our presents, when we were younger it would take hours because my dad says for example "this present is for Shannon love from Nannie" or something then you sit and watch and go on to the next present and I LOVE IT.

13. Place to spend Christmas
Morning and dinner at home, evening at my Nannie and Grandads, boxing day with my Nannie. Always the same, if it's ever different I throw a tantrum.

14. Festive fact 
Yellow snow is really gd.

15. Snowman accessory 
Carrot nose, so ace, I wish I had a carrot nose.

There you go, do this yourself! Get in the mood for Christmas yaaaay.